Glossary

Here you’ll find all of the different blumpkin terms and definitions. Please add your own definitions if you have some that aren’t listed here.

• blumpkin – The act of giving a blowjob to someone who is evacuating their bowels (taking a dump).
• blumpkin backfire – When the person giving the blumpkin gets splashed from the crap hitting the water.
• reverse blumpkin – This is a variation of the blumpkin where the person giving the blowjob is crapping at the same time.
• Mr. Hankey blumpkin – Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park)

Common blumpkin misspellings – blimpkin, blumkin, blumpking, plumpkin, blupkin, blumpin, lumpkin, blunpkin

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